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Sense of humour
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Re: Sense of humour
Hahahaa... if me i will buy one then bring it and then buy drinks at KFC then eat infront of it... Muahahhaa....
Fred- Colonel
- Join date : 2009-09-22
Age : 41
Location : MELAKA
Re: Sense of humour
Canon, Delighting you always (even grandma )
CY- Space Ensign
- Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 38
Location : Melaka
Re: Sense of humour
Goh's 7D stolen by grandma
CY- Space Ensign
- Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 38
Location : Melaka
Re: Sense of humour
70-200 f/2.8L IS leh, sure la huge.. IS II even fatter .
CY- Space Ensign
- Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 38
Location : Melaka
Re: Sense of humour
U will get to see Goh's new weapon soon....i think he sold to grandma his old 1 hahaha
Re: Sense of humour
http://vimeo.com/9984323
videographer very tulan the photographer......
It's a challenging game to see if you can spot where the photographers are in the video.
On the other hand, make sure you pick the photographers for your wedding that aren't "all over the place", or at least know how to use a zoom lens.
videographer very tulan the photographer......
It's a challenging game to see if you can spot where the photographers are in the video.
On the other hand, make sure you pick the photographers for your wedding that aren't "all over the place", or at least know how to use a zoom lens.
Re: Sense of humour
timothy wrote:http://vimeo.com/9984323
videographer very tulan the photographer......
It's a challenging game to see if you can spot where the photographers are in the video.
On the other hand, make sure you pick the photographers for your wedding that aren't "all over the place", or at least know how to use a zoom lens.
the wedding photographer damn jialat.....so everyone , please be aware when you accept wedding job. hhaha is either you dont block the videographer or you block them but dun kena record in the video. ahahaha (kidding)
Re: Sense of humour
Hahahaha...Really speechless viewing this video... Understand they wanted to hv a good spot and composition for the shots but please lar be considerate a bit.. =.=/// takkan la even wan to walk pass the video cam also purposely walk form the front not back... Hahaha... jiak lat~
Fred- Colonel
- Join date : 2009-09-22
Age : 41
Location : MELAKA
Re: Sense of humour
but hor i have different point of view on this video, its true that the photogs sometimes block the videographers. but u see, when they shoot on the stage one. the whole lens covered the whole stage and use tripod to record. So if i were the photographer, i really dunno where can i take the photos. Lastly...i can find that the videographer is the one who use the tripod the most (means lazy to move around to get better angle) and the photographers move here and there...(either get good angle or avoid blocking the videographer)
Re: Sense of humour
timothy wrote:http://vimeo.com/9984323
videographer very tulan the photographer......
It's a challenging game to see if you can spot where the photographers are in the video.
On the other hand, make sure you pick the photographers for your wedding that aren't "all over the place", or at least know how to use a zoom lens.
Unexperince photographer which i can say....Both photogs are using almost similar lens, what's the point??
Re: Sense of humour
妓女和女朋友的差異
1.(妓女)只要錢
(女朋友)要了錢還要騙你的感情
2.(妓女)不乾淨
(女朋友)其實也不衛生,她們經歷的男人也不在數………
3.(妓女)隨時可上
(女朋友)你還得連哄帶騙看她心情好不好
4.(妓女)你不必在意下一分鐘睡在妓女身邊的是誰
(女朋友)然而你卻得擔心女朋友在床上是不是一個人
5.(妓女)你可以和好朋友一起上一個妓女
(女朋友)但是女朋友很可能背著你在上你的好朋友
6.(妓女)妓女都很有職業道德
(女朋友)幾乎沒有職業道德可言
7.(妓女)她賣了就賣了,她很誠實
(女朋友)偷了說沒偷,太過虛偽
8.(妓女)不會把你和其他的顧客相比較
(女朋友)常常會把你和其他男人來對比
9.(妓女)賣身不賣感情
(女朋友)卻連感情都出賣了
10.(妓女)從不為自己的賣找藉口
(女朋友)總有很多藉口辯護自己的背叛
11.(妓女)一個是為了生活
(女朋友)一個是為了玩
1.(妓女)只要錢
(女朋友)要了錢還要騙你的感情
2.(妓女)不乾淨
(女朋友)其實也不衛生,她們經歷的男人也不在數………
3.(妓女)隨時可上
(女朋友)你還得連哄帶騙看她心情好不好
4.(妓女)你不必在意下一分鐘睡在妓女身邊的是誰
(女朋友)然而你卻得擔心女朋友在床上是不是一個人
5.(妓女)你可以和好朋友一起上一個妓女
(女朋友)但是女朋友很可能背著你在上你的好朋友
6.(妓女)妓女都很有職業道德
(女朋友)幾乎沒有職業道德可言
7.(妓女)她賣了就賣了,她很誠實
(女朋友)偷了說沒偷,太過虛偽
8.(妓女)不會把你和其他的顧客相比較
(女朋友)常常會把你和其他男人來對比
9.(妓女)賣身不賣感情
(女朋友)卻連感情都出賣了
10.(妓女)從不為自己的賣找藉口
(女朋友)總有很多藉口辯護自己的背叛
11.(妓女)一個是為了生活
(女朋友)一個是為了玩
Re: Sense of humour
maxgoh wrote:妓女和女朋友的差異
1.(妓女)只要錢
(女朋友)要了錢還要騙你的感情
2.(妓女)不乾淨
(女朋友)其實也不衛生,她們經歷的男人也不在數………
3.(妓女)隨時可上
(女朋友)你還得連哄帶騙看她心情好不好
4.(妓女)你不必在意下一分鐘睡在妓女身邊的是誰
(女朋友)然而你卻得擔心女朋友在床上是不是一個人
5.(妓女)你可以和好朋友一起上一個妓女
(女朋友)但是女朋友很可能背著你在上你的好朋友
6.(妓女)妓女都很有職業道德
(女朋友)幾乎沒有職業道德可言
7.(妓女)她賣了就賣了,她很誠實
(女朋友)偷了說沒偷,太過虛偽
8.(妓女)不會把你和其他的顧客相比較
(女朋友)常常會把你和其他男人來對比
9.(妓女)賣身不賣感情
(女朋友)卻連感情都出賣了
10.(妓女)從不為自己的賣找藉口
(女朋友)總有很多藉口辯護自己的背叛
11.(妓女)一個是為了生活
(女朋友)一個是為了玩
A quick translation by google.
1. (Prostitutes) as long as the money
(Girlfriend) to the money have to lie to you the feelings of the
2. (Prostitute) is not clean
(Girlfriend) is not actually health, they experienced not a few men ... ... ...
3. (Prostitutes) readily available on
(Girlfriend) cheated you have to look at her mood, OK
4. (Prostitutes) do not care about the next minute you sleep around a prostitute who
(Girlfriend), but you have to worry about, however, his girlfriend is not a man in bed
5. (Prostitute) you can with a prostitute friend
(Girlfriend), but probably behind your girlfriend your best friend in the
6. (Prostitutes) prostitutes are professional ethics
(Girlfriend) almost no ethics at all
7. (Prostitute) sold, we sold her, she was honest
(Girlfriend) did not steal stole that, too hypocritical
8. (Prostitute) does not put you compare with other customers
(Girlfriend) often will you and other men to compare
9. (Prostitutes) not to sell bondage feelings
(Girlfriend) do not even have betrayed the feelings of
10. (Prostitutes) never excuses for their own sales
(Girlfriend) always have a lot of excuses to defend their betrayal
11. (Prostitute) is to live a
(Girlfriend) is to play a
Re: Sense of humour
the translation so salah!!! @__@ its like trying to decipher some alien language..its like u ned to read the back few words then backtrack n read back the first few words for it to make sense.
Fel- Soldier
- Join date : 2010-02-03
Age : 42
Location : Subang
Re: Sense of humour
Fel wrote:the translation so salah!!! @__@ its like trying to decipher some alien language..its like u ned to read the back few words then backtrack n read back the first few words for it to make sense.
Well...just to help out those who can't really read like me
Re: Sense of humour
erm i also same case banana ><
Fel- Soldier
- Join date : 2010-02-03
Age : 42
Location : Subang
Re: Sense of humour
Fel wrote:erm i also same case banana ><
hahaha...so many bananas here. Btw, google translates really help a lot
Re: Sense of humour
Although translation not so accurate, but at least Simmon made an effort to translate for the banana section xD
CY- Space Ensign
- Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 38
Location : Melaka
Re: Sense of humour
CY wrote:Although translation not so accurate, but at least Simmon made an effort to translate for the banana section xD
THat's for sure u got to thank me first
One Liners
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
- We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanic.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
- War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Re: Sense of humour
damn.....you r right~~ next time i will go beat someone and ask for forgiveness~~~hahaha
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